Jesus on a dogs butt

by Jackie on April 20, 2007

No GravatarSteffen pointed out a humorous blog post to me today over gtalk, concerning what appears to be an image of jesus on a dogs rear end. It’s actually quite uncanny, you should go take a look.

The picture itself isn’t what prompted this post though, it’s the comments that follow it. Apparently, the mere mention of ‘jesus’ and ‘dogs butt’ in the same sentence is enough to bring out a whole coach load of what I can only describe as christian nutjobs. A few sample comments are below.

Quote 1:

That picture makes me sick! Jesus died for your sins and your saying He resembles a dogs butt! I feel like throwing up but whoever posted that I just want you to know that I’ll be praying for you and He will love you no matter what you’ve done. Thats why He died such a brutal death. For your sins. Please have that taken off the web though. I’d appreciate it sooo much. Thanks

Quote 2:

I dont know what your see there but jesus cannot and i mean cannot be on a dogs but your a sick person. ill be praying for you.

Quote 3:

i am sick to the bone about this picture. i will praye and praye for you. i hope you dont go to hell for this even though you most likely will because your an idiot. you should be so lucky to have someone in your life lovee you like Jesus does. all i can say is repent your sins. as far as i’m concerned you are both the devil and judas them selfs.

I realise that not all christians are such idiots, and there are some more reasoned comments from those with more intelligence on that post. But what is it with these fanatics? Do they really lack that much intelligence? I have absolutely nothing against faith, but blind faith and plain idiocy is something else entirely.

Also, I’m pretty sure that jesus wouldn’t really give a damn if he was able to be seen on a dogs arse or not.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Steffen LarsenNo Gravatar 04.20.07 at 5:22 pm
Appearing in a dogs butt is beneath our great saviour. The minimum is to appear on a sandwich, nothing below that.

So this is obviously photoshopped!

2 ZenithNo Gravatar 04.20.07 at 5:24 pm
But surely a dog is one of gods great creations, so in fact it should be a compliment?
3 Steffen LarsenNo Gravatar 04.20.07 at 5:26 pm
If he appeared in the respectable fur, then that would be fine. But a rectum is DIRTY!

God had run out of ideas when he “intelligently designed” that part of the dog.

4 FuttNo Gravatar 04.21.07 at 12:04 pm
Hehe the picture was funny (even if it’s a photoshop job, it’s a pretty good photoshop job) - but the comments below were indeed hilarious. Bunch of religious nuts. Nice find =)
5 JoanneNo Gravatar 04.29.07 at 8:47 am
OK, they sounded crazy … but, I have to point out, you said blind faith is plain idiocy — but I ask you, if your faith is not blind, is it faith?
6 ZenithNo Gravatar 04.30.07 at 10:39 am
I think you can have faith in something without being blind about it, yes. To have a blind faith in something is to never question it, something that’s not very healthy in my opinion. :)
7 nynerd.comNo Gravatar 12.18.07 at 5:18 pm
Glad to see you guys enjoyed it! Those comments are priceless.

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